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What if everything’s a lie? Not just the headlines or the history books, but the dirt under your nails, the ache in your knees, the way your breath fogs in the cold. What if it’s all a simulation, a twisted, perfect trap you didn’t even know you were caught in? I’m not pitching you some late-night conspiracy here.
I’m telling you to open your damn eyes, because the proof’s been screaming at us forever. It’s in the air, the shadows, the way the world bends when you’re not looking. This is The Distorted Times, and I’m dragging you into the deep end. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
You’ve been there. That moment when reality hiccups. You’re crossing the street, boots scuffing pavement, and suddenly a guy in a gray hoodie just… isn’t. Gone. Then he’s ahead, leaning on a lamppost like he’s been there all day. Or the wind dies mid-gust, and for a split second, everything’s too still—like the scene forgot to load. You laugh it off, blame a late night, but it sticks. It festers.
Back in 2003, Nick Bostrom, a thinker with ice in his veins, did the math: if any civilization, anywhere, cracked the art of building simulations, we’re screwed. The odds we’re in the “real” world? One in billions. One in billions.
That’s not a theory; that’s a guillotine. People tell me things: a clock spinning backward in a dead-silent room, a dog barking at nothing until the nothing barked back, a reflection in a window that didn’t match. I’ve got my own scars. last month, a street sign flickered “EXIT” for half a breath before snapping back to normal. Glitches. Tears in the curtain. What’s yours? You’ve seen one. I know you have.
Look at the gears grinding in this place. Light caps out at 299,792 kilometers per second—try to push past, and it laughs in your face. Planck’s constant—6.626 x 10^-34—draws a line in the sand: reality doesn’t get smaller than this. Why’s it so rigid? So tuned? Scientists call it “nature,” but it reeks of a rulebook.
In 2012, Silas Beane and some restless minds started digging—fired cosmic rays, those howling bits of the universe’s edge, through their tests. They were chasing a hunch: if this is a simulation, there’s a grid, a scaffold holding the illusion up. And they found it—faint, jagged hints of energy locking to invisible tracks, not drifting free.
They backed off, muttered “inconclusive,” but I’ve seen the papers. It’s there. Then there’s the bigger knife: the universe hangs on a thread, gravity, electromagnetism, all of it so fragile that a whisper could’ve ended us before we began.
Random? Bullshit. It’s a setup. I’ve lain awake staring at the ceiling, feeling the weight of it: those constants aren’t laws. They’re code. And it’s running us.
That’s the question that claws at me. Who built this? Some cold, endless mind a trillion years ahead, tinkering with us like ants in a jar? Or are we a circus, pain and joy shoveled out for an audience we can’t see? Elon Musk threw it out there in 2016, one in billions this isn’t a simulation. He’s not wrong. Our tech’s a runaway train, computers went from hulking beasts to palm-sized miracles in my lifetime.
Moore’s Law says it doubles every couple of years. Give it a century or ten, and we’re spinning up universes of our own. So, why not them? Why not now? But it’s more than numbers—it’s the texture. Déjà vu isn’t a memory; it’s a reload, a loop snapping shut.
My phone pings with ads for crap I only dreamed about, last night, it was a knife I’d sketched in my head, never spoke aloud. History’s too tidy, wars kick off, empires fall, breakthroughs land like clockwork.
I’ve watched crows circle my house- too many, too precise- and wondered: Are they props? Is the rain a subroutine? If they’re watching, they’ve seen me write this. They know I’m peeling back the skin.
It’s not just theories—it’s personal. Dreams hit me harder than waking life, spilling over with places I’ve never been, faces I shouldn’t know. Last week, I woke up tasting salt, my hands shaking, sure I’d drowned somewhere else.
The Mandela Effect, people swearing they saw a cartoon bear spelled wrong, a dead leader wave on TV—feels less like a quirk and more like sloppy edits. I’ve had my own: a song I loved as a kid, gone from every record, every search, like it never existed.
Then, the small stuff piles up. A voice calling my name from a locked basement. A shadow stretching too long under a noon sun. Two days ago, I caught a streetlight pulsing, on, off, on, with my heartbeat, stopping when I stared back. Explain that.
You can’t. The simulation doesn’t bury its tracks; it leaves them out, daring you to trip. It’s in your gut, too—that twist when the air’s too thick, when a stranger’s glance lingers too long. You’ve felt it. Don’t lie.
Here’s the knife in the dark: what’s next? If this is a simulation—and it’s damn hard to argue it’s not—what happens when we rip the mask off? Do they cut the feed? Does the sky melt, the ground split, and we wake up gasping in a pod, or nowhere at all?
Or do we fight? Claw through the walls, only to hit another layer of the same rigged game? I’ve felt it closing in, a hum in my skull when I think too hard, a flicker in the mirror that’s not me. Last night, I heard static from a radio I don’t own. It’s near.
Too near. The evidence isn’t just “out there”; it’s in you, in the way your skin crawls reading this, in the memory you can’t place but can’t shake. Tell me your glitch. When did it hit you? When did the world tilt just enough to show the lie? Drop it below. I’m not alone in this, and neither are you.
This is The Distorted Times. We don’t whisper about the weird—we scream it. Keep looking. The next post might not make it… If they decide I’ve seen too much.